how can u be prego again
You know how my eyes change color? Well I noticed after I hook up with someone my eyes are greener.
Wow, so you're like the Edward Cullen of sluts.
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
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