The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
The carpet cleaning people refuse to steam clean human feces. I'll call back later and blame it on the dog not you
Rumble strips road head = magical
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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