Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
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