So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
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