That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
Randomize