I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
here I sit at Southern Illinois' finest pubs and I thought I heard your laugh. I was sadly astonished to turn and find a midget cracking herself up reading the label on her can of chewing tobacco...
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
Naked. naked and bneed help.
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
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