i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
No subtext here. People are naked.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
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