Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
Just fell off a train. Bad.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
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