I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
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