Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
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