She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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