I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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