Me too!
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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