I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
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