You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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