is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
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