I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
You were sober bartending last night right?
Sorta. I remember you crying, ripping rose petals off the flower stem and slowly sprinkling them behind the bar at me and singing softly
Romantic
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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