Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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