Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
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