She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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