I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
I just had a horrible epiphany. I have fucked girls younger than Star Tours
This text was so worth waking up to
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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