It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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