It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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