uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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