You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
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