i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
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nvm
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
I wanted sex but got Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, instead. Then I had to drive 30 minutes home wet. Worst booty call, ever.
Can you come pick me up and take me to breakfast then the police station?
Where's your car?
The girl I brought home apparently stole it
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
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