he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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