Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
Please say a prayer for the elevator people at work today. My farts are significantly more potent the day after hitting that korean place for lunch...
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
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