The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
I gave my ex the dutch oven last night. How was your night?
1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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