yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
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