He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
Hello and welcome to the game 'Matt needs weed'! Rules are simple: first one to find a bag wins the fabulous prize of getting stoned with yours truly. Thank you for playing and good luck!!
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
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