yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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