So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Her mom drove me home after I blew a .13 So there I am wishing her mom a happy mother's day sitting in the passenger seat where I just banged her daughter 15 min prior
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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