Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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