So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
Randomize
