I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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