yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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