my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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