i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
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