Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
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