Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
I need help removing her.
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
Someone signed my nipple.
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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