Whoa Z and x make the same sound
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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