I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
all he gave me for my birthday was sperm
at least its a homemade gift
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
Randomize
