I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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