You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
Randomize
