why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
We were right in the middle of sex and all of a sudden his kids toy story action figure starts talking "I think the word your searching for is Space Ranger." A literal Buzz kill. It was equally creepy and hilarious.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
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