Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
dude i'm inner monologue high
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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