get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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