I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
You've changed since you got that strap on
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
Randomize
