i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
Randomize
