even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
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