I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
She's not a foreskin expert like you
My penis needs a shock collar
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
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